Today began the jury selection began for the trial of Cody, the Coot, against whom there are 2 counts of duckslaughter. The selection was delayed since the 3 turtles summoned were late in arriving. Slow and steady...however, one stopped along the road to lay eggs!! June Bugs, turkeys, deer, humming birds, coyotes, geese, Coots, Ruddy ducks, Great Horned owls, Golden eye ducks, mackerel, swallows, mosquitoes, and a moose were also summoned.
These geese community of 7 families with a total of close to 60 adults and goslings took their places early in the court room. Octomom and Kate fought over front row seats for their broods. Judge Harry summarily had the bailiff remove all geese from the court room for the duration of the jury selection. Kate and Octomom engage in a serious girl goose fight!! Feathers were flying. Both were held in contempt of court for 24 hours. Cooler heads prevailed! Harriet thoughtfully suggested that all the gesse families could spend the day together playin in the lily pond, swap, or lake. A good time was had by all (except Octomom and Kate who continued to scream at each other through the bar of their individual jail cells).
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